If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.
► Name ➔ regina ► Will you answer all questions truthfully ➔ should i swear on the bible or sth? ► Are you single ➔ yep ► Are you happy ➔ welp. i try ► Are you Italian ➔ people often ask me if i’m italian. i’m like ??? ► Are you German ➔ nope ► Are you Asian ➔ i have some asian blood in me definitely ► Are you angry? ➔ sometimes ► Are you Irish ➔ nope ► Are your parents still married ➔ nope
TEN FACTS ► Birth Place ➔ russia. you don’t know my city anyway ► Hair Color ➔ black rn ► Eye Color ➔ brown ► Birthday ➔ march 27th ► Mood ➔ i dunno it changes 500 times a day ► Gender ➔ female ► Lefty or Righty ➔ both. but i prefer to write with the right hand and draw with the left ► Summer or winter ➔ i hate snow more than anything in this life. summer all the way! ► Morning or afternoon ➔ morning
TEN THINGS ABOUT YOUR LOVE LIFE ► Are you in love? ➔ nope, thank god it’s over ► Do you believe in love at first sight? ➔ i don’t think i’m personally capable of it, i just don’t simply trust people ► Have you ever broken someone’s heart? ➔ i dunno. maybe ► Are you afraid of commitments? ➔ i’m not afraid, i just don’t like it ► Have you hugged someone within the last week? ➔ yep ► Have you ever had a secret admirer? ➔ well, i wouldn’t say they were “secret” ► Have you ever broken your own heart? ➔ yep
TEN CHOICES ► Love or lust ➔ love ► Lemonade or iced tea ➔ TEA ► Cats or Dogs ➔ cats ► A few best friends or many regular friends ➔ a few best friends ► Television or internet ➔ internet ► Pepsi or Coke ➔ i don’t like any of it ► Wild night out or romantic night in ➔ wild night out ► Day or night ➔ day ► IM or Phone ➔ phone
TEN HAVE YOU EVER ► Been caught sneaking out ➔ i’ve left home when i was 15, so i kind of never needed to sneak out? ► Fallen down/up the stairs ➔ all the time ► Finished an entire jawbreaker ➔ i’m just gonna google what the hell is it ► Wanted something/someone so badly it hurt? ➔ did you just described my life? ► Prank called a store ➔ yep ► Skipped school ➔ i skipped college sometimes. i regret it now tbh ► Wanted to disappear ➔ all the time when i was younger
TEN PREFERENCES ► Smile or eyes ➔ eyes ► Light or dark hair ➔ don’t care ► Shorter or Taller ➔ don’t care ► Intelligence or Attraction ➔ intelligence ► Hook-up or Relationship ➔ relationship ► Funny and poor OR rich and serious ➔ i want funny and serious
ABOUT ME ► Last Phone Call ➔ my friend ► Last phone call you received ➔ my mom ► Last person you hung out with ➔ my friend ► Last thing you ate ➔ an apple ► Last thing you drank ➔ tea. i’m drinking it right now ► Last site you went to ➔ youtube ► Last place you were ➔ a pool
FAMILY ► Do you and your family get along ➔ nah, i only love my mom ► Would you say you have a “messed up life” ➔ definitely ► Have you ever run away from home ➔ nope. i wanted to, all the time, when i was a kid ► Have you ever gotten kicked out ➔ nope
Episode 1: Totally NEW and ORIGINAL! Something that’s never been done before! Let’s see… Sam is dying (again). Codependency motivates one of the brothers to make a bad decision (again). Dean feels guilty (again). Cas tries to fix his fuck up and fails (again). So groundbreaking! This show takes RISKS!!
Episode 2: Abaddon kicks everybody’s ass. Something is wrong with Sam (still). Dean is a guilty liar (still). Cas? Who’s that? Crowley something demons. Woo TOTALLY BRAND NEW INFORMATION.
Episode 3: Cas is human! What an OPPORTUNITY! Since he’s human male now obviously into boobs and hetero sex with strange women who give him sandwiches!! Lolz turns out she was a reaper possessing some poor woman who couldn’t give consent, but let’s high five it out like platonic dudebros anyways!!
Episode 4: The Wizard of Oz is real!!! This is a serious show, guys! But guess what, queers? Your fav guest star is back! Lesbian Charlie! Yay! She dies too! Dean cradles her face because obviously so platonic friends lol you didn’t think that intimate scene with Cas in the last episode meant anything, did you?? Have I mentioned she’s a lesbian?? You feel represented now, right? Check that box right off. Now send her off into the sunset and never ask for anything ever again.
Episode 5: Dean acts like a DOG! Wow so funny! Sticking head out the window! Barking at the mailman! What is dignity??
Episode 6: Dean sneaks out to see Cas but hahah NO HOMO it’s just platonic dudebros doing platonic dudebro things like Dean giving Cas tips to help him get laid on his date with Nora! Go get ‘em, tiger!
Episode 7: Flashback to the past so we can learn some NEW and SHOCKING SECRET about Dean that even SAM doesn’t know about?! What could it be?? He’s in a home for delinquent BOYS! I can’t think of ANYTHING AT ALL that might be SECRETIVE or EXPERIMENTAL or NEW about TEEN DEAN all off ALONE away from HIS REPRESSIVE DOUCEHBAG FATHER that we could explore in this episode! Nope, nothing comes to mind! But Sam is shocked to discover that Dean stole food because apparently he did not pay attention to jack shit when they were kids. Also, Dean’s ex girlfriend because have we mentioned HETEROSEXUAL??
Episode 8: Sam and Dean become born again virgins! Chastity is hilarious! What could POSSIBLY go WRONG with this group of writers on SUCH A TOPIC?? I’m sure it will be fine. Also, Dean has sex with a porn star! HETEROSEXUAL!!!
Episode 9: Who fucking knows, man. It’s the mid-season finale so probably Metatron is a dick and more lying and guilty Dean and Sam being messed up and don’t forget HETEROSEXUAL! Hey let’s just throw in some sex pollen, mirrorverse, kittens, and a coffee shop AU because why the hell not!?!
STAY TUNED FOR THE EXCITING CONCLUSION TO SEASON 9!!! WE LUV OUR FANS! SPN FAMILY WHERE ALL ARE WELCOME AND VALUED!
(Except you lolz you didn’t think I was talking about you, did you? Hahaha NO HOMO)
supernatural is so shitty lately and I feel like crying because I really wish I could still love the show but look at this. It’s so fucking shitty. The thing about dean’s big secret being him staying at a delinquent home for boys? are you serious omg hafskjndajnsfd I’D BE MORE SURPRISED IF THEY SAID HE WAS BISEXUAL (and everyone knows that)
today i saw this cute cop and my first thought was “damn i would tap that ass so bad” and then he laughed and came closer to me and i thought i did something bad and i couldn’t think what was it and when he started talking i took off my headphones and he said “that was quite a compliment young lady” and in that moment i realizED I SAY THAT OUT LOUD AND FUCK MY LIFE AND WHY MUST I HAVE A MOUTH WITH NO FILTER